ROFLMAO

Oh my goodness, I just saw one of the funniest things. One of the guys in my platoon burned the bottom of his feet really bad when he fell at a party and landed in some charcoal. He's in a wheelchair right now.
Another friend has her foot in a boot, because she tore something in her ankle and has to hobble around. The guy in the wheelchair threw her beret out into the rocks around the rest area we were all sitting in, then tossed her water bottle. She grabbed his pain pills and threw them into the rocks.
He grabbed ahold of her and she ended up dragging him out of his wheelchair halfway out onto the rocks before he gave up. She grabbed her beret and water bottle, then hijacked his wheelchair. He started hobbling after her, she started to hobble faster. The snail chasing the turtle!
They weren't going any faster than a quick walk, but he was chasing her and she was trying to go places she knew he couldn't. When he finally did get his wheelchair back, he started chsing her!
It was absolutely hilarious, with all of us cheering them on, of course.

Roomate from Mordor!

Grrrrr. I am a tolerant person, but she is driving me INSANE!! I know I have complained about her before, and she did get better for a little, but now her new boyfriend is constantly over here, just walking in without even knocking, and he is bringing his friends over.
I am a shy person, I admit it. I like my privacy, and right now I feel like a prisoner in my own room. I'm almost afraid to wander out in my pajamas, which I changed into early today because I felt so crappy.
I know I need to confront her, but she is never alone! Her boyfriend is always with her! And, she just changed out the shower curtain! The one that I bought, when I got here, to put up her own!
Arrrgggghhh!
I feel better now.