ROFLMAO

[piplover]

Oh my goodness, I just saw one of the funniest things. One of the guys in my platoon burned the bottom of his feet really bad when he fell at a party and landed in some charcoal. He's in a wheelchair right now.
Another friend has her foot in a boot, because she tore something in her ankle and has to hobble around. The guy in the wheelchair threw her beret out into the rocks around the rest area we were all sitting in, then tossed her water bottle. She grabbed his pain pills and threw them into the rocks.
He grabbed ahold of her and she ended up dragging him out of his wheelchair halfway out onto the rocks before he gave up. She grabbed her beret and water bottle, then hijacked his wheelchair. He started hobbling after her, she started to hobble faster. The snail chasing the turtle!
They weren't going any faster than a quick walk, but he was chasing her and she was trying to go places she knew he couldn't. When he finally did get his wheelchair back, he started chsing her!
It was absolutely hilarious, with all of us cheering them on, of course.

Comments

[luv2hobbits.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*
But that's so horrible! Could you imagine being in their place? Hows the orc room mate doing?

[piplover.livejournal.com]

It may have been horrible, but it was funny as all hell! And they were both laughing, too, the whole time.
As for the orc, well, let me just say that I am about to confront her tonight. With or without her boyfriend.

[luv2hobbits.livejournal.com]

dun dun dun.....

[gtaotaku.livejournal.com]

Now there's a scene : - )

Who won?

[piplover.livejournal.com]

I think he did, as she ran (well, hobbled) away into the company, where he couldn't get her.