Things I never thought I would say...
Jun. 22nd, 2012 11:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
piploverJust had this conversation with a friend at work:
Me: Did you hear about the zombie Apocalypse?
Him: I don't believe in zombies.
Me: *sends news clipping about Florida people going cannibal*
Him: What the hell is going on in Florida?!
Me: I told you, it's the zombies!
Him: *blink blink*
Me: No, seriously, it's a drug people are taking. It's called Bath Salt and apparently it... I can't believe I'm saying this, but it apparently makes people strip down and try to eat other people.
Him: *blink blink* What the hell is going on with Florida?!
Yeah, I don't know. Our world is a very strange place.
Me: Did you hear about the zombie Apocalypse?
Him: I don't believe in zombies.
Me: *sends news clipping about Florida people going cannibal*
Him: What the hell is going on in Florida?!
Me: I told you, it's the zombies!
Him: *blink blink*
Me: No, seriously, it's a drug people are taking. It's called Bath Salt and apparently it... I can't believe I'm saying this, but it apparently makes people strip down and try to eat other people.
Him: *blink blink* What the hell is going on with Florida?!
Yeah, I don't know. Our world is a very strange place.