My life is pathetic...

Here it is, New Year's Eve, and I realize that I have like three friends here in AZ. And all of them are busy doing other things tonight. So I bought a bottle of Bahama Mama and plan to get completely and utterly shit faced tonight. Sloshed. Three sheets to the wind. Granted, I would probably have more fun if I had someone to drink with, but I guess I can't have everything.
So, Happy New Year's, and I hope your night goes better than mine.