Not one of my better ideas.

Cake for breakfast.  It sounded like a good idea at the time? 

*Falls down in sugar coma*

GIP

copperbadge has some of the best wording ever, and this one, I think, says everything! 

Ow

Dear head,

Please to stop hurting any time now.  I gave you Chinese food.  I gave you pop.  I even gave you a fucking Vicoden.  Virgin sacrifices are not acceptable.  So please, be kind and stop pretending you are going to explode.  

No love,
Me