England help?

Would anyone of my English friends be willing to put up a Piplover for a night or two?  I promise I won't make a mess or eat all your food.  My sister has decided she has to go on a trip to Tel Aviv on the 16th, so I'll need somewhere to stay for the last day I'm over there.

Yes, she is passive aggressive, and totally screwing with me because I decided not to go to Poland.  This is my life.