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I found out a few years ago that eating gluten triggers my migraines, so I try to eat gluten free.  Imagine how happy I was when I went to the store yesterday and saw some gluten free English muffins!

I was so excited this morning when I put them in the toaster.  I was thinking dreamily of light, crunchy Enligh muffins with a touch of butter and jam.

I just took my first bite and these... These are not those English muffins.  I don't know what these are, but they are NOT English muffins.  Maybe English rocks.  Perhaps English cardboard.

Oh, gluten free, you're so evil! 

Date: 2015-01-29 05:03 pm (UTC)
shirebound: (Default)
From: [personal profile] shirebound
Oh gosh, what a disappointment. I was in a grocery store yesterday and saw a box of gluten free "Matzo-Style Squares". Too bad your English muffins weren't as cautiously labelled!

Date: 2015-02-08 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piplover.livejournal.com
I had such high hopes, too, lol!

Date: 2015-01-30 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] primsong.livejournal.com
Oh noes - how very disappointing. And probably not even enough English Cardboard to build a nice English Diorama or anything with besides. :-(

Date: 2015-02-08 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piplover.livejournal.com
I'm thinking they may be good for bird food. I still have 5 of them in the fridge. I'm just not sure I can bring myself to eat them, lol.

Date: 2015-01-30 09:06 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] hardboiledbaby
Aw, bummer. Too bad it didn't say 'flavor-free' too :(

Date: 2015-02-08 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piplover.livejournal.com
Lol! I'm trying to figure out what to do with the other 5 I still have in the fridge. I'm thinking maybe bird food. Or hockey pucks. Hmm...

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