Mutant bee went down!

[piplover]

Ok, so I'm chatting with one of my best friends who is over in Iraq at the moment, and this giant mutant bee keeps tring to eat me. He asks me what the hell is wrong, since we are webcaming each other and all he sees is me ducking around like a mad person. I tell him, and he tells me to get a can of pledge and spray the monster.
First attempt, the bee is on the cieling, so i get on a chair and spray him. He goes crazy and tries to kill me. Second attempt, I spray the heck out of him for like a whole minute. He is still on the cieling when I finally stop, so I go to tell my friend about my progress when i hear a loud splat. I scream like a little girl, jump up from my chair, and promptly slip on the now pledge covered floor, feet up in the air and everything as I come crashing down. Once I stop laughing, I manage to look around and find the bee about two inches from my face, still wiggling. Needless to say, I screamed a little more.
However, I can now safely report that the bee is thouroughly squashed, Adam is my hero for suggesting the pledge, and my room is once more bee free.
Wow, what an interesting day.