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[piplover]

That's it! I have had it with giant mutant bees trying to eat me! I have no screen on my window, which is how they keep coming in, but honestly, I'm on the second floor, and there are no flowers near where I am! Just one very big shaggy pine tree. How do they keep finding me? I need to get something that zaps them, because I am tired of slipping on my pledge-covered floor from spraying the buggers. And no matter how often you mop, the floor is still slippery.
What is so appealing about my room?