Things I never thought I would say...

Just had this conversation with a friend at work:

Me:  Did you hear about the zombie Apocalypse?
Him: I don't believe in zombies.
Me:  *sends news clipping about Florida people going cannibal*
Him:  What the hell is going on in Florida?!
Me: I told you, it's the zombies!
Him:  *blink blink*
Me: No, seriously, it's a drug people are taking. It's called Bath Salt and apparently it... I can't believe I'm saying this, but it apparently makes people strip down and try to eat other people.
Him: *blink blink*  What the hell is going on with Florida?!

Yeah, I don't know. Our world is a very strange place.