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Good morning, everyone. Just woke up about five minutes ago to a giant bee buzzing quite angrily over my head. The dang thing actually chased me! I don't think I've jumped out of bed that fast in a long time! It took me a moment to get the courage to try and squash it, as there was not way I could force it back out the window.
Now I am watching Ninja Turtles, and guess what the main villain is? Giant wasps! I think the theme of today is giant annoying bugs. Hmmm, there may be a story in there somewhere...

I am such a...

I'm such a whimp. I went to Walmart today to do some shoping, and lo and behold, there was a Merry action figure waiting for me. Just as I was about to reach for it, another obviously obsessed fan took it right out from under me. All I could do was watch with my mouth hanging open as she walked away.
Instead of standing up for myself and saying, "Excuse me, I was just reaching for that, could you please give it back before I break your greedy, obnoxiose fingers," I didn't do anything. Probably a good thing, in hind sight,but still...
Oh, well. I did find a Pippin and Aragorn action figure, and they are now sitting on my computer, happily chatting at each other and waiting for me to write about them.

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Ahhhhh! Another giant mutant bee has entered my room! I do not know why they keep bothering me, but they are really big and scary and I truly must go kill this one before it eats me.

Mutant bee went down!

Ok, so I'm chatting with one of my best friends who is over in Iraq at the moment, and this giant mutant bee keeps tring to eat me. He asks me what the hell is wrong, since we are webcaming each other and all he sees is me ducking around like a mad person. I tell him, and he tells me to get a can of pledge and spray the monster.
First attempt, the bee is on the cieling, so i get on a chair and spray him. He goes crazy and tries to kill me. Second attempt, I spray the heck out of him for like a whole minute. He is still on the cieling when I finally stop, so I go to tell my friend about my progress when i hear a loud splat. I scream like a little girl, jump up from my chair, and promptly slip on the now pledge covered floor, feet up in the air and everything as I come crashing down. Once I stop laughing, I manage to look around and find the bee about two inches from my face, still wiggling. Needless to say, I screamed a little more.
However, I can now safely report that the bee is thouroughly squashed, Adam is my hero for suggesting the pledge, and my room is once more bee free.
Wow, what an interesting day.